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Eerie Descent 4:37 Fri May 1
Be careful what you wish for...

When I was 16, I made a wish that by the time I was 25, I would have shagged 100 birds.

The reality was, I only made it to 92. And I now have syphilis.

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR

young woody 4:38 Fri May 1
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I lost count at age 22 -

Eerie Descent 4:44 Fri May 1
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That does not surprise me in the slightest, Woodmans son.

The Cult Of Bill 4:45 Fri May 1
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lol

stoneman 4:48 Fri May 1
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In 1982 during a history lesson I told my friend Mark that if West Ham ever won the European Cup I would happily die that night.

I still worry that one day it might happen.

young woody 4:50 Fri May 1
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Eerie Descent 4:44 Fri May 1

Got to about 11 and that was it.

Kelly Smunt 4:58 Fri May 1
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I think you can rest easy for a good few years yet stoneman.

Glenn Rodent 4:58 Fri May 1
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Eerie Descent 4:37 Fri May 1

Well I hope you just shagged them and didn't wet the bed like you normally do on here.

peroni 5:02 Fri May 1
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young woody 4:38 Fri May 1

"I lost count at age 22"


I'll help you out there Woody - it's 23 next.

Ricky Bobby 5:06 Fri May 1
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peroni 5:02 Fri May 1


BA-DA-BOOM!

Spandex Sidney 5:07 Fri May 1
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syphillis? OUCH!!! FUCK THAT SHIT!

Bet your cock looks like a 3 month old courgette. Looks like you won't get beyond 92 once the bird sees that shit.

Eerie Descent 5:07 Fri May 1
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Glenn Rodent 4:58 Fri May 1

I'm into a bit of golden showers, so pissing the bed whilst asleep is no massive issue when I've taken care of business, Glenny.

young woody 5:09 Fri May 1
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peroni 5:02 Fri May 1

Must mean i am 26 now FFS

Glenn Rodent 5:09 Fri May 1
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Glenny, not cunt? Are you trying to be my friend now Eeerie?

Eerie Descent 5:12 Fri May 1
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Trying?

We're all friends her, Glenny.

Eerie Descent 5:12 Fri May 1
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*here

BigLee 5:13 Fri May 1
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Eerie mate ur a fucking virgin anyone who says that sort of thing on an internet forum is a virgin

Eerie Descent 5:16 Fri May 1
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So I assume you're 5ft 2 then, Lee?

Willtell 7:01 Fri May 1
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When I was 16 I had already shagged 7 different birds and ended up getting married at 18! That's a bit like Syphilis....

Thing is Jibbers I reckon you're joking but I'm not....

Nurse Ratched 7:19 Fri May 1
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So, Eerie...you're single...?

Eerie Descent 7:25 Fri May 1
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Don't ruins things, Ratched.

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